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Michael Jackson Death Jokes


Sources close to Jackson say he may have died from eating 12-year-old nuts.

So Farah Fawcett dies… she goes to heaven and God says “You were such a good person… with so much to offer people… what is your dying wish?” She thinks about it and says…”I want to save the children” – R.I.P. Michael

Q: What do Michael Jackson and grocery bags have in common?

A: They’re both plastic and they’re both dangerous for kids to play with.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: “I’ll be there!”

Q: How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?
A: Pizza and Nintendo.


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June 26, 2009 - Posted by | funny | , , , , , , , , ,

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